How much could I be??

I'm wondering how much my death would be worth?? 

Most probably less because I'm older, older = cheaper.

Write on

 

印度！

印度真的很棒！

这次去印度感觉就非常震动，看到印度人都特别振奋，觉得“我们的转折点终于来了，我们的机遇终于来了”。不是因为什么“中国跌倒”之类的原因，而是因为印度本身的政治结构和建国以来的历史。

从1947年印度独立，之后二三十年逐步建立和成熟其宪政制度，利用宪政和人人平等平权的观念来处理内部各种矛盾：种性，宗教，州邦，男女等等。

最开始几十年前几代开国领导人都持有“去除英殖民主义影响”的执念，所以亲俄亲社会主义，在经济政策上抵触资本主义，在尼赫鲁的的女儿- 英吉尔.甘地（印度第一位女首相）执政二十年间达到高峰。

但共产主义不止是经济政策，共产主义天生有专制倾向，会逐渐侵蚀民主的政治构架。英吉尔.甘地在位的二十年间印度人受够了各种政府的限制，她推行了只生二孩政策，国进民退，类似五年计划的经济政策等等，甚至常常让国家进入紧急备战状态，都由她一人统筹指挥，独裁专断，导致印度的经济停滞不前，人民生活水平停留在极低的位置。热爱自由的印度人，最终用选票把英吉尔.甘地选下，印度也开始了拥抱资本主义的旅程。

1991年印度开始经济上的改革开放，没有赶上亚洲四小龙和中国曾经搭的顺风车，成为全球化的重要一环，是因为印度经济基础实在太差，基础建设实在很落后，加上内部矛盾的解决还尚未完善。

但过去三十年下来，印度一直处于拥抱资本主义，与世界接轨，逐渐完善与改变的过程，一天都没有停过。印度为什么要和中国一样成为世界工厂？印度人从没有那种想法。印度的信息服务业已经世界一流，印度的IT行业堪比发达国家，印度的新兴公司跃跃欲试。

印度有民主自由，政体稳定，新闻自由，法律完善，思想自由，允许创新，印度的发展和飞跃，可以有无数种可能。

Husband

*  Conversation 1 *

Husband: I heard you are going to be put in prison for wearing inappropriate clothes.

Me: Ya, most definitely.

Husband: I think they should put you in "Horny Prison" since a virtuous good Chinese wife at your age should be cold and indifferent to sex, wearing long skirts that cover at least knee to ankle, and focus on cooking and caring for the others. Unlike you... 

* Conversation 2 *

Husband: Unlike you, I will have to be sober to drive you back home. 

Me: Hmm, I think you intentionally set me, this bomb, off by pouring drinks into my system, because you enjoy so much me exploding everywhere in the club, hopping on things, jumping up and down, showing off my weird moves and my ass. 

Husband: Ya of course, it's a controlled situation, a controlled bomb. Or else the bomb could explode somewhere else and cause a lot of harm. I'm merely doing a service for the society. 

Going to Prison cos Inappropriate Dressing 穿衣不当 锒铛入狱

 这样算不算“穿衣不当”？要不要被抓起来？

New laws passed a few days ago, and now you can be put in prison because of "inappropriate dressing" in China. "Inappropriate dressing that hurt people's national feelings." 

Wearing Bikini in public is considered inappropriate or wearing Saree is considered inappropriate? 

I guess both: Bikini - too lusty, Saree - pro India, both are inappropriate in China.

I don't think I can be ever pardoned because I'm heinous.

* Criminal Evidence 罪证 *

Face expression that's Criminally Inappropriate and having illicit relations with a foreigner 

可以定罪的面部表情与里通外国的间谍罪

Face expression and Consumption of illegal substance that's Criminally Inappropriate

可以定罪的面部表情与有毒物质摄入

Posture with certain propensity that's Criminally Inappropriate

可以定罪的有倾向性动作

Public nudity that's Criminally Inappropriate

可以定罪的公开场所裸露

Public nudity that could cause social disturbance

有破坏社会稳定倾向的公开场所裸露